Colby is hungry and starts the show with a meal. Colby talks about eating steak at a sushi restaurant. Seth’s favorite sushi place burned down. Colby wants Seth to go to the gym. Seth hasn’t left the house since Tuesday. Colby is jealous. Colby needs more Instagram followers. Spiders are terrifying. Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump impersonators got kicked out of the opening ceremonies of the Olympics. Activision is rich. Micro-transactions suck. Amazon starts it’s own shipping services. Marijuana sales just topped annual liquor sales for the first time in Aspen, Colorado. Amazon starts it’s own shipping service. Colby’s fun facts about Satan. Exploding AirPods. White Walkers require no CGI. The parts of Darth Maul’s lightsaber. An epic duel.