IT’S HOT AND WE’RE ANGRY! iOS 11 has some nifty new features, but why did we have to wait a year for them? The new Tomb Raider movie looks like hot garbage. A man recorded his own farts and it’s horrible. JJ Abrams got paid a boat-load of cash for Star Wars Episode IX. How people vacation around the world. PORGMANIA! Should middle schoolers play football?